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Eddie Cornwallis

Canada! Wail til you father gets home!

You Canucks are hamming it up over 50 years of “Pearson’s Bloomers,” eh?
Bloody hell, guess the Red Ensign wasn’t good enough for you.

Village Blacksmith Diaries

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, Been thinkin’... well, “thinkin’” ain’t quite the right word. Bit strong, perhaps. But teenagers been on me mind lately.

Frank Cameron

The secret fire hydrant treasure map

While shovelling my driveway for the 10th time one fine February day, a young passer-by observed: “This is the worst winter we’ve ever had.”
Funny, I remember winters that were far worse than this one. I asked the passer-by how old he is.

Frank Covers

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Feb
Still more Drake University bird course scammers

Still more Drake University bird course scammers

And then, there were three!
And our No. 3 comes in a really biggie. Biggest Drake Fish so far. Heck, what a hell of a job we had even dragging this creature up onto the deck of the boat. Thought at one point we were gonna need a bigger boat.

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09
Feb
"A criminal matter ripe for investigation" -former N.S. attorney general on Drake University teacher scam

"A criminal matter ripe for investigation" -former N.S. attorney general on Drake University teacher scam

Lawyer Ron Giffin, a former minister of education, and a former chief law enforcement officer for the Province of Nova Scotia, is calling for a “comprehensive RCMP investigation” into the Drake University-NSTU-N.S. Dept. of Education scandal.
Drakegate, I guess, we can now officially call it.

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Cape Breton Chit Chat

Stephanie Bonner takes a new tack in her battle with Cape Breton cops

"Anytime anybody has a problem just about with anything, they call the police, and they expect us to respond. And we do.”

Self-Serving With You

“Anytime anybody has a problem, just about with anything, they call the police and they expect us to respond, and we do. We’ve become the agency of first choice.”
— CBRM Deputy Police Chief Lloyd MacCormack

Media Madness

Don Connolly, on hanging up the mic

Editor’s note: Bev Keddy conducted the following interview with Don Connolly over two sessions last year, the first in March, with a follow-up conversation in May.

Justice Merlin Nunn: minister should've "no commented" ferry finance questions

In his recent answer to the complaint levelled against Liberal Economic Development Minister Michel Samson, Conflict of Interest Commissioner Merlin Nunn notes more than once what a big deal it is that PC MLA Chris d’Entremont accused the Richmond MLA of lying.

Frank Letters

Bikini Babe takes it in stride

Dear Frank: Re: Mother Corpse Bikini Babe Wins Big, by Cliff Boutilier, Frank 709.

The tooth, er, truth is out there

Dear Frank: The female dental student who went to the media with the Dentistry Facebook Scandal has used the media as a pawn in her game of chess.

Urban Undulations

Meet Miss Drake University bird course scammer 2015

Congratulations Nova Scotia taxpayers, we have a second winner!

High-level HRSB administrator is Drake bird course scammer!

And then, there were three!
And our No. 3 comes in a really biggie. Biggest Drake Fish so far. Heck, what a hell of a job we had even dragging this creature up onto the deck of the boat. Thought at one point we were gonna need a bigger boat.

Speaker's Corner

Meet Miss Drake University bird course scammer 2015

Congratulations Nova Scotia taxpayers, we have a second winner!

Justice Merlin Nunn: minister should've "no commented" ferry finance questions

In his recent answer to the complaint levelled against Liberal Economic Development Minister Michel Samson, Conflict of Interest Commissioner Merlin Nunn notes more than once what a big deal it is that PC MLA Chris d’Entremont accused the Richmond MLA of lying.

Wanker of the Week

St. FX prof Chris Frazer

Receiving an automatic out-of-office email reply from St. FX history professor Chris Frazer was the closest I’ve ever come to that feeling you must get when you crack open a time capsule that’s been buried in the ground for 50 years.

Sharing Frank makes the Baby Jesus cry...

If you care about this magazine, and obviously scores of people do, then do not pass this magazine around.
The Frank Magazine Pass-Around Factor is a killer.
Twenty-seven years ago, Frank Magazine’s founding fathers (and mothers) began a bold experiment:

Law & Disorder

Expelled C.P. Allen devil worshipper arrested in Valentine's Day plot

Just hours after RCMP found suspected Valentine’s Day massacre conspiracist James Gamble, 19, dead in his Timberlea home on February 13, police were descending on the Cole Harbour home of another troubled teen, who they found, very much alive — and scared shitless.

Inside the internet personas of would-be Halifax shooters

When news broke that a trio of neo-Nazi wannabes planned to shoot up the Halifax Shopping Centre on Valentine’s Day, many area locals were  shocked that such a thing could happen here.

Guy Pothier

Fighting words

Rape Culture
Recent incidents of really bad behaviour towards females, at times amounting to outright sexual assault, have roiled through a number of Canadian campuses, giving rise to much talk about rape culture.

Multicultural musings...

Some of the most important ideas or concepts by which we claim to live can have ambiguous, at times even contradictory, meanings.

Bevboy's Radio Daze

Valley of Fear / South Shore

The clever man of Smith’s Cove

Ever wonder why the universe hasn’t winked out of existence in a flurry of confusion and mathematics?

Northern N.S. News

Darryl desperate to get outta town

There’s nothing more that Darryl Moir would like these days than to get the hell out of New Glasgow. Unfortunately, he can’t seem to quite get free form the anchor that is his store, Moir’s Costumes & Events.