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Eddie Cornwallis

Child organizers should be seen & not heard...

By Eddie Cornwallis
Last week, per usual, I dropped by the Bunker to pick up my pittance as per my usual biweekly contribution to the enterprise.
What I experienced can best be described as surprising, possibly shocking.

Village Blacksmith Diaries

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, ’Cuz it’s 2017. Been hearin’ a lot a dat lately. Don’t know what in da name a Sam Hill it means but every year somebody’s gotta come out and say ’cuz it’s 2000 dis, ‘cuz it’s 2000 dat. ‘Cuz it’s absolutely ridiculous is what I sez, Diary. Gettin’ on me friggin’ nerves it is.

Frank Cameron

Cow Bayers won’t be moooo-ved!

From the people responsible for the pernicious Halifax creep we’ve been experiencing for the last few years — that is, the placement of those unwanted HLLIFLX signs all over Dartmouth and down along the Eastern Shore — comes a move to dispense with the vast majority of Cow Bay.

Frank Covers

09
Jan
Lena Diab's private struggle goes public

Lena Diab's private struggle goes public

The New Year’s Eve incident at the home of N.S. Immigration Minister Lena Diab is just the latest chapter in her husband’s ongoing struggle with mental illness, sources say.
Frank Magazine has learned that Maroun Diab, 58, has long been medicated for bipolar disorder, but his struggle took a turn for the worse this summer while spending time in his native Lebanon.

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26
Dec
Frank 100: The 100 most outrageous & appalling people, places & things of 2016: #1 Trailer Park Lucy

Frank 100: The 100 most outrageous & appalling people, places & things of 2016: #1 Trailer Park Lucy

It’s difficult to say how Ontario Court of Justice magistrate William B. Horkins could have been any clearer about how he viewed the Trailer Park Boys actress’s testimony.

Lucy DeCoutere was manipulative while discussing her interactions with Jian Ghomeshi, according to Justice Horkins. She maintained deceptions while under oath, he said, describing her conduct as “questionable.”

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Cape Breton Chit Chat

The Christmas disgrace of Greenfield’s Three Stooges

Greenfield Elementary School at 25 James Street, New Waterford, became a national disgrace laughing stock when on Monday morning, December 19, 2016, The Three Stooges forced Santa Claus out of the publicly owned school.

Starving teachers at New Waterford's Greenfield Elementary, St. Nick's no-fly zone

This is the Greenfield Elementary line-up from the fiscal year 2015-16. Do note the very meagre, near subsistence wage of these poor bastards from the NSTU.

Media Madness

Pass the hat for furious Shannon

It’s almost as if, when a rank-and-file member of the Nova Scotia Teachers Union decides to speak publicly in support of the cause, their local union representative supplies them with a brief but strict set of marching orders before they can open their mouths:

Bev’s Most Interesting True Crime Websites

I have had an intense interest in missing persons cases and unsolved murders for most of my life. When Al Gore invented the internet back in the day, I waited patiently for websites to come along that would report on such cases.

Frank Letters

Principal Sheldon’s racist trash

Dear Frank: Re: The Greedy Buggers Who Cancelled Your Kid’s Christmas Party, Frank 756.
Showing a photograph of a black man with his ankles in stocks puts one in mind of the alt-right hatred that Donald Trump is fomenting in the United States.

Crybaby teachers of Mississippi North

Dear Frank: When it comes to high unemployment, racism, debt levels and corruption, Nova Scotia truly is the Mississippi of the north, as you’ve pointed out many times in the past.

Urban Undulations

Lena Diab's private struggle goes public

The New Year’s Eve incident at the home of N.S. Immigration Minister Lena Diab is just the latest chapter in her husband’s ongoing struggle with mental illness, sources say.

The family properties

The Diab/Metlege clan may have begun the new year in criminal court, but they required legal assistance of a different kind some weeks ago.

Speaker's Corner

The family properties

The Diab/Metlege clan may have begun the new year in criminal court, but they required legal assistance of a different kind some weeks ago.

Starving teachers at New Waterford's Greenfield Elementary, St. Nick's no-fly zone

This is the Greenfield Elementary line-up from the fiscal year 2015-16. Do note the very meagre, near subsistence wage of these poor bastards from the NSTU.

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the Week: Marc Breaugh, NDP wannabe

Some local parents have a bone to pick with Marc Breaugh, the $87,440/per Bayview Community School guidance counsellor who checks in at No. 73 on our South Shore Regional School Board power list (Page 14).

Wankers of the Week: Breagh Martell’s enablers

Breagh Martell believed that taking her story of woe to social media was an exercise in raising awareness for mental illness, and the fact that police officers need more training in dealing with those afflicted with same. She was half right.

Law & Disorder

Lena Diab's private struggle goes public

The New Year’s Eve incident at the home of N.S. Immigration Minister Lena Diab is just the latest chapter in her husband’s ongoing struggle with mental illness, sources say.

Bev’s Most Interesting True Crime Websites

I have had an intense interest in missing persons cases and unsolved murders for most of my life. When Al Gore invented the internet back in the day, I waited patiently for websites to come along that would report on such cases.

Guy Pothier

The last enviornmentalist & the ultimate suburbanite

Rod Morrison is Halifax’s leading ships’ agent, responsible for most of the container and freight traffic that comes into the Port of Halifax. And also a member of the gang that congregates at lunchtime at the Officers Mess at Royal Artillery Park, just across the street from the Citadel.

Through Trudeau & Trump looking glass

This time last year, I foresaw a possible confrontation between Justin as PM and Trump as President: one a paragon of diversity and gender equity; the other a fierce critic of globalism and apostle of white identity.

Bevboy's Radio Daze

Valley of Fear / South Shore

Wanker of the Week: Marc Breaugh, NDP wannabe

Some local parents have a bone to pick with Marc Breaugh, the $87,440/per Bayview Community School guidance counsellor who checks in at No. 73 on our South Shore Regional School Board power list (Page 14).

Northern N.S. News

Pass the hat for furious Shannon

It’s almost as if, when a rank-and-file member of the Nova Scotia Teachers Union decides to speak publicly in support of the cause, their local union representative supplies them with a brief but strict set of marching orders before they can open their mouths: